What? What? The Queen wants her bagels!
Happy new year kids! Wish you all the best of the best of the best. How was your NYE? Mine was pretty amazing, and consisted of the following elements: moustaches, pop music, and rhum punch.
I had the luck to welcome my gorgeous wife Alice, and as always enormous amounts of fun were involved. We ringed into 2010 practicing the Single Ladies video choreoography, and trust me we’re pretty good at that. Meka declined being the manly back-up dancer, though. No bueno.
My partners in crime :
This would be last week’s Toilet Thursday:
My best friend Matt delicately noted that i looked exactly like Monica in the Barbados episode.
Outrageous amounts of food were also consumed, and not only of Thai Express for once:
At the bagel shop, i asked for “a dozen sesame bagels packed, plus two extra ones, dressed, one with cream cheese and the other one with peanut butter.” As i opened the bag to eat my peanut butter yummy deliciousness, i smelled something fishy. Not, like, “fishy”. Onion-y. Turns out the guy thought i wanted “all dressed” bagels, one with cream cheese and the other one with peanut butter. All dressed bagels are sprinkled with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, garlic and onion. Needless to say the peanut butter one is still waiting to be eaten.
Alice is convinced that besided being in the Top 3 hottest women in Montreal, i’m probably in the Top 3 most annoying ones as well.
I’m sure she’s just frustrated because the first night she slept at my place last time, i woke her up being totally hyper and dancing on Fall Out Boy. Brutal.
WHAT WHAT BITCH I’M CRAZY YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM I LOVE DRAMA IT’S ENTERTAINING
Love.
xoxoxo Steam
Tags: barbados, monica, NYE, poutine, single ladies, Toilet Thursdays