That Steam Girl

I’ll spare you my 70’s ideals and thoughts that when you’re just going out of the hospital, the best gift you could wish for is having great friends to rely on, ready to cheer you up. The thing is, even if it’s true, they offered me some pretty wonderful birthday gifts; i’ve been spoiled rotten!

Vexy leopard cardi, Guerlain Terracotta, custom Munny, homemade horror magnet, Guerlain lotion, gold headband, diamond ring, 123KLAN shirt, homemade bracelet with the coolest and creepiest charms ever, spare button, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, fake ALDO gift certificat, zebra glittery clutch, candy, Hanky Panky thong, 123KLAN mouse pad!

From my old man:

Jeremy Scott for Adidas Wings Hi, Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Heads will roll” limited edition vinyl single (500 units, B-side is the Passion Pit remix)

From myself:

The promise to take better care of myself. I’m keeping my hospital bracelet as a reminder.

J’ai une espèce de malédiction, avec les anniversaires. (more…)

Today won’t see a new Toilet Thursdays… But rather an alley thursday.

An hour after this was taken, my brand new kicks got a sangria makeover.

Jacket : Mishka // Shorts : BDG // Heart-shaped bag : Aldo // Sneakers : Vans x Parra

Have you seen how HighKicks was revamped yet ? The new version is online, and it’s getting even more exciting!

xox

Ca se voit ?

xoxo

“J’ai également connu les filles du Net stockées en masse dans ton ordinateur et qui, celles-là, portaient tous les noms regroupés en grandes catégories, les Schoolgirls, les College Girls et les Girls Nextdoor, les Wild Girlfriends et celles qui portaient des bottes qui ne manquaient jamais de te faire chavirer devant ton écran, les Fuckmeboots. Grâce à toi, j’ai appris que sur le Net il y avait peu de Women.”

xo Steam

Isn’t that title exciting? Ahaha no graphic descriptions or pictures, i’m promise. Let’s keep it PG-rated. Guys welcome, i promise.

So basically today i skipped work to get cold instruments shoved in very private places. It happens that here, if you want to see a specialist in short notice, you have to show up at the crack of dawn to a non-appointment consultation. Here’s what the lady told me yesterday :

Consulations start at 8.30am. We’ll let 40 people in, this will guarantee that you’ll see a doctor during the day.

Ok, i figured, let’s show up at 8.15, it will be a piece of cake! Yay, sure, if a piece of cake refers to a file of nearly 20 people already waiting under the snow. Good times. Not to mention all those who had appointments booked.

But i did great discoveries during those 5 1/2 hours in the waiting room. First, there’s apparently a market for cd coffrets of classic songs covers in mariachi style. And while it was fun at first, it got slightly disturbing at Smells Like Teen Spirit, before being totally unbearable at Beat It. Not Michael Jackson’s Beat It, it was the mariachi cover of Fall Out Boy’s cover of Michael Jackson’s Beat It. Patrick Stump’s voice and everything.

I also discovered that there is some kind of weird male STD that causes you to never blink, because a guy sat right in front of me and looked at me straight in the eye for 4 hours in a row.

Last but not least… Well. It’s going to get a little private here. I’m kinda shy, so when i go to the ob/gyn, i trim my hair in a different way. Down there. Like, you now, a normal person. And next to me in the waiting room was a guy with the same hairstyle. On his head. Wish i could provide a picture, but it would have been tricky to explain!

Long story short, after falling asleep in the waiting room, realizing that i actually am really shy when it comes to spread eagles, and getting poked and stabbed in random places by a male stranger, i’m back home and in pain. Ouch.

Turns up i seem to have endometriosis, a condition that basically is a pain in the ass. Almost literally. Who doesn’t like random pelvic pain? And the best option i have for now is to get on the pill. UGH. I tried so hard to avoid popping disgusting hormones every day, and that’s what it gets to. Isn’t life charming?

So i think it’s a good excuse to lay in bed and watch Jersey Shore.

Happy new year kids! Wish you all the best of the best of the best. How was your NYE? Mine was pretty amazing, and consisted of the following elements: moustaches, pop music, and rhum punch.

I had the luck to welcome my gorgeous wife Alice, and as always enormous amounts of fun were involved. We ringed into 2010 practicing the Single Ladies video choreoography, and trust me we’re pretty good at that. Meka declined being the manly back-up dancer, though. No bueno.
My partners in crime :

This would be last week’s Toilet Thursday:

My best friend Matt delicately noted that i looked exactly like Monica in the Barbados episode.

Outrageous amounts of food were also consumed, and not only of Thai Express for once:

At the bagel shop, i asked for “a dozen sesame bagels packed, plus two extra ones, dressed, one with cream cheese and the other one with peanut butter.” As i opened the bag to eat my peanut butter yummy deliciousness, i smelled something fishy. Not, like, “fishy”. Onion-y. Turns out the guy thought i wanted “all dressed” bagels, one with cream cheese and the other one with peanut butter. All dressed bagels are sprinkled with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, garlic and onion. Needless to say the peanut butter one is still waiting to be eaten.

Alice is convinced that besided being in the Top 3 hottest women in Montreal, i’m probably in the Top 3 most annoying ones as well.
I’m sure she’s just frustrated because the first night she slept at my place last time, i woke her up being totally hyper and dancing on Fall Out Boy. Brutal.

WHAT WHAT BITCH I’M CRAZY YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM I LOVE DRAMA IT’S ENTERTAINING

Love.
xoxoxo Steam

Rocking a dress by -30 C sure takes guts and dedication. Last night, at the Dress To Kill Magazine party, one of my coworkers told me he’s never even seen ski slopes as vertiginous as my ass’s curves, so i felt like flaunting it !
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
Likey ?
 

xo Steam